No Money

They came from the east and west

Asking money from me

They came from the south and the north

Asking money from me

But I have no money

And I won't give even if I have

And if I give, it won't be much

Money is paper

Can I show you ghost money?

They can be used in heaven and hell

Sorry I have no money

In this life

But wait, I have this check

It won't be bounced

In the next

You can collect compound interest



*At a Chinese funeral ceremony, relatives burn ghost money for the dead to spend in their next lives.